IT"S electric boogy woogy woogy! x-mass and testing!

SO
last Tuesday I had my first BACK TO SNOW TESTTTTTTT
SLAYED IT!!!!
so now i have ROUND 2 this Tuesday! WISH ME LUCK =)

Christmas was mucho fun!
my dad and big sis Janet were here =)
Janet does professional massage and made a bagillion bucks from rich stock brokers and such.

got some snazzy boots

and ate some snazzy food

We want a niece or nephew so to speed the process up a bit we gave my sister sperm....

AND i got some new ELECTRIC GOGGLES =)

Just made the STEAZIEST LEATHER NECK STEAZE EVAAAAAA

can't wait to wear it next week!

some wise and intelligent lady i know once told me an illuminating tale:

"When I know people are faking it, i put Vagisil cream on their "hurt" and when they say:

"HEY! i feel all better!"

I reply: "yeay cause you're a PUSSYYYY"

New Years Resolution: KEEP DA KNEE HEALED AND DON'T BE A PUSSY

AND NOW!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE NEW YEARS EVE FESTIVITIES

CHEEERS =)

-JAMIE

DONE WITH SCHOOL- DEW TOUR-ELECTRIC

HEYYYY GUYS!
So it's been a while since my last blog post. Most of December has been working out ALL DAY ERRREEE DAYY!!! and finishing up school! Lots of makeup got done from when I was sick and out for the three weeks as well as finals.

FINISHED SCHOOL LAST THURSDAY BOOOOOOM

and headed out to DEW TOUR to cheer on the homies and get a lil celebration on =)

SUCHA GOOD SHOWING!  Everyone stomped so hard!  MAD PROPS to WALLISH For stomping one of my possibly favorite SLOPE runs in a comp EVAAA


Here's the full results: winter-dew-tour/results
STAYED with Kirsten the whole weekend THANKS B*TCH!!!!!!! for the super comfy spot on the floor ;)

and the biggest news of the weekend:

STARTED SHREDDIN FOR ELECTRIC!!!!!
They have BY FAR the coolest sunglasses, goggles, and hats EVER!
IF you haven't checked out their gear you're missing out and should head over there right now!!!

http://www.electricvisual.com/

My personal favorite sunglasses are the KNOXVILLE BLACK FIRE and BLACK GREEN
http://www.electricvisual.com/products/sunglasses/mens/knoxville/matte-black-fire/
http://www.electricvisual.com/products/sunglasses/mens/knoxville/matte-black-green/

CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!

and LAST of ALL Here's my latest workout edit!



Thanks to Everyone over in BRECK for THE MOST FUNNEST TIME!!!!!
CAN'T WAIT TO BE SHREDDIN WITH YALL!!!!!!!!

Peace,
love me

TURKEY, FAMILY black friday and edits!

Last week of course was THANKSGIVING!!!!
I am so thankful for my family.  Every year they do so much for me it's great!

We also had a great dinner at 1 with my extended family which was lots of fun! And then a second dinner at 8!!!! SO FULL

Friday I worked Black Friday at VOLCOM 10 hours boooom:
VOLCOM

Here's a pretty sick VOlcom snowboard video
VolcomStoneYAE

Here's a sick video of my friend JAke in COUCHLIFE:
COUCHLIFE-Jake Doan

PARK CITY OPENING WEEK!!!!!!
All the homies out there simply killing today is my 2 month mark so I am good to start freeskiing i just need to pass the back to sport strength testing at the COE and I'll get to SHRED WITH FRIENDS!!!!!

I-Ride-Park-City:-Opening-Week-

LOVE THE SNOW
-Jamie

plants, funky running machines, and punching

SOo
First off Jilly, my 11 year old sister ate a plant while hiking and ended up in the ER......WHata WILD WOMAN!!!!



Friday night was my friend Rainy's graduation, it was pretty fun!  There was a dinner after then we drove around for an hr being reallllyyy stupid until we finally found the house we were supposed to go party at. I realized the next day, AFTER waiting in line to get my pass at PARK CITY opening day and watching everyone go shred...........That I am hopelessly addicted and need to control my withdraw symptoms......if you were with me you know what i mean, and I apologize-it's the addiction!!!!

So Saturday while everyone else was shredding I punched the air for 2 hours,  Added it together with my new workout vid from last Thursday and BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Here's the edit!!  6 weeks out!!!




Thats all i got for now!!!!  Hopefully soon I'll be able to post a shreddin vid =)

LOVE JAMIE

workout edit

Hey everyone!!!
So the past few weeks I've been super busy with school, work, rehabbing, and partying it up!!!!

So here's a bit about what's been happening:

I started work at Volcom!!  If you live in PC come check it when I'm working!!!!!!!

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I created a quick workout edit!!!!!!




And I've started a Social Media Marketing campaign for Grace Mauzy Wellness Consulting:

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If you haven't seen it yet GO LIKE IT!!!!!
and pass it on to everyone you know!


Other than that it's been the usual! Had a GREAT weekend last weekend, lots of fun!!!!!
Partying, new friends and Harry Potter marathons, like seriously what could be better?

Although I did drive Jeanee, Riley, Kendle and Andy to Brighton both Sat and SUnday and since I can't ski yet I just randomly hiked up to the rails and chilled in my snow boots =/
DID see tons of the homies out there an can't wait to start shredding with you all!!

Park City opens this weekend!!!!!!!!! Shred it hard then dinner at mi casa Sunday night!

that's it that's alllllllll

oh yea and STARTED JUMPING AND DOING SPINS IN THE POOOL TODAY

HOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAA

HALLOWEEEEEEEEN

DUDE
Halloween came and THANK GOD i was all healed so I could emerge from my hibernation and actually see people!!
Thursday night i was white trash

That was pretty much the only night we took pictures which sucks because my costumes got progressively hotter.

Friday I was a Genie.  I basically wore genie pants and a bra.  We then went to a party and it was too crowded inside for my knee so I went outside and litterally froze my tits off.

Saturday was my sexiest costume.  I was a burlesque dancer and It made me look SO HOT. Very slutty as well which is always the goal on Halloween.  

Monday I took my little sis trick or treatin with RILEYYYY and kinda embaressed myself so I need to stop doing that.  Here's us.

After that I went down to Salt Lake. RILEY and i went to a Haunted house and it took us 45 minutes to make it through the scary people in the parking lot so we made friends (and hung onto their shirts like idiots)

(after I washed all the white shi* off my face!)  And had a famously awesome night as per usual.  (although someone, I wont mention who forgot who he was and his entire life story, which is pretty usual too actually.)

Riley and Kendle told everyone we are making a reality TV show, so I guess we better cause who doesn't wanna see sexy pro skiers and snowboarder chicks???? And obviously our lifestyle is highly entertaining.  I know what your thinking....who has Kim Kardashians butt? and i know i know we don't have it, but I got the tits so that should count for some point around here shouldn't it???

COMING SOOOOOOON REHAB VIDEOOOOOOO AT THE COE!!!!!

GET STOKED.

AND OUR REALITY SHOW PREVIEW!

I love? HATE needles!

SOOOOOOO
had the knee surgery!!


pretty much sums it up?  I just had morphine, so I'm completely clear headed? really? tell that to the officer next time.

Came home, thought I was getting better.....
Thursday night shaking, fever, can't get warm under 8 blankets and a heating pad, blurred vision, all through until Saturday when I went to the clinic and HEY! not normal, got a dose of antibiotic through the IV

So I got better right? WRONG!!!! apparently the bacteria inside of me is as strong as I am ;) and it is resistant to the antibiotic so I get sicker until Sat night at midnight where i'm dizzy and lights are flashing through my brain with the lights off and my eyes shut


So it was off to the ER
more needles poked into my tiny veins, lots of drugs pumped through including a nausea medicine that I react to strongly and full on started seizuring for 5 hours. Luckily I was so drugged up I passed out and tripped up the stairs on crutches, but my mom had to watch me violently lash out for hours.

After three days of IV treatment I got taken off the IV and given oral antibiotics.

Surprise, surprise the bacteria was stronger than those meds and withing 48 hours I had completely relapsed to the point of where I couldn't even stand my legs were both shaking so much!!!!

mind you this was exactly 2 weeks after surgery, the day I was supposed to start getting off crutches and I couldn't stand!!!

So BACK TO THE ER
and more doses of IV treatment as well as now getting tested for bacteria cysts and cat scan on my stomach.   I gotta tell you the thing I had to drink for the CAT scan tasted like vodka and on a nauseas stomach that hasn't eaten a full meal in two weeks that's pretty damn difficult to drink a liter of.  Amanda and Kim stopped by and brought me flowers!!! and distracted me as a drank my "poison"

Turned out none of those things were wrong, just stubborn under the skin bacteria!!

Finally the doc who I know from water ramping (yes HE water ramps and I taught him misty flips)
talked with the infectious disease DR. and together they decided to put me on this rare and powerful antibiotic that treats extreme Merca ( no idea if thats how you spell it but it's an under the skin infection that has become unsensitive to most antibiotics) It costs 17,000 for a one week supply!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD for insurance so we paid a very very small fraction of that price!!

None of the pharmacies around here carry it since it's so rare so we got some from the hospital and got our dose shipped in!


LUCKILY that's working great!!!! the bacteria is going awway and i am feeling great!! Now i am SOOOOOO sick and tired of being sick and tired! (pun intended cause i'm a retard)

oh yea and the knee is doing great! got my stitches out! The swelling is almost all gone!  Can bend it 106* and get it fully straight! and.........I'M WALKING =)


BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

p.s. hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your facebook, I'm hacking everything out there!

Undies Run, Crutches, LARS and whats coming next

Heyyy Everyone!!
Lets talk crutches....everyone loves to grab an play with crutches unless they actually have to use them, then they try and ditch them as soon as possible!  As a kid I somehow thought it was bad luck to play with crutches, so I NEVER did.  But no worries over the past year I have spent MONTHS of it on crutches.

First time I was on crutches I was a model crutcher.  I walked very slowly and carefully with them, wouldn't even go out on the crutches, and for should would NEVER have decided I should go for a 2 mile run in my undies on crutches with thousands of other people,

I did get some awesome piggy back rides so thanks to those guys!

or CLIMB A ROOF at night!

 I for should would not have stilt crutched:

But This time around I've loosened up a little (or a lot) and it seems to be working out just fine for my knee, and is a helllllaa lot more FUN!

But still.....having to be on crutches is NOT where i want to be, so I need to get fixed pronto!!!!

And I want to try something different that just might last a little longer.  So I'm going to Canada on Wednesday and getting the LARS surgery there.  For my social media class we are starting a podcast series, so I decided to do mine on the surgery and rehab.  Most of my friends and family don't know what the LARS is or how it works.  This podcast below is an introduction to LARS and my podcast series.

THE BEST

I have the best friends ever.  HANDS DOWN.  They are the coolest people in the world and I am SO LUCKY that they hang out with me ;)   Yesterday Abbie and Ang gave me the coolest goodie bag evaaaaa.

Here's the video of me drinking with my super silly straw!

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!

Level 1 4bi9 recap HOLLA

So the level 1 4bi9 Premier was AMAZING!!!! mad props to all the homies out there killin it!  Seriously one of the most fun nights in my life! Loved seeing everyone!  Dancing on crutches....Always a good time!  Since Kirsten and I both cannot be responsible for a camera (I lose my phone while it's tied to my waist.)  Here are some photos taken by the one and only Trevor Woods!

Also thanks to Erik for letting us crash at his place, Plus letting me use his computer for my 10:15 class the next day!

Speaking of crutches on Saturday night after going to an awesome party thrown by miss Allie!  Which unfortunately got busted in like 30 minutes  I was at a random house with random people and the next thing I knew Abbie said my crutch was gone!  yes someone is now the proud owner of 1 Gold and blinging Jtitties crutch,  good thing I got loaned another pair cause I'm SO sick of buying crutches!

Also, today I was swinging in my back yard, It fell, I landed and got the wind nocked out of me, passed out, woke up with the EMTs there, chillen in my Pajamas with no bra......SUPER CLASSY  I got up and was completely fine,  It's normal to black out then wake up with no symptoms and remember everything right?

Cause Life's high until you crash and burn

So I haven't made a blog post in a while and there is a reason for that.  I busted up my knee again and fell into an acute depression.  I have never been so frustrated and sad in my entire life.  I couldn't bear to talk with even my closest friends about what was going.  I excluded myself in my room, and struggled through school which started the very day I busted myself up.  I spent a few days screaming that I couldn't survive if I couldn't ski this year.

Gradually I realized I couldn't stay in this depression.  I needed to get up and get going with my life.  I was pretty sick of all the optimistic comments everyone was throwing at me like how this was going to make me so much stronger and shi* I know every single person was trying to help and I truly appreciated and respected how many great friends and family members out there.

Later that week my friend introduced me into a surgery that will take 8-12 weeks of recovery.  The ligament is 5 times stronger and has a much lower rupture rate.  That got me out of bed.  The surgery is not FDA approved so I'm heading to Canada on Friday.

http://www.larsligament.com/

After I got a glimmer of hope that I could shred this winter I decided to embrace what was going on.  I spray painted my crutches gold and put mad bling on them like my pimp cup.  I started talking to my friends again and went with them to Dew Tour and partied all weekend.  I figured how to still have my life regardless of what gets chucked at me.

I am continuing to rehab hard. I'm doing pool exercises as well as range of motion for my knee specifically.  I am also working core and hips like crazy so I don't get any muscle atrophy.  This Wednesday is the Level 1/4bi9 premier!!!!!!

hit it up on facebook!

 I'm beyond stoked!!!  And starting then Kirsten is back in town for a bit and we are gonna be GoProing some adventures and adding more pictures and videos to keep you all entertained so make sure to check back after that!  I am also going to be filming and talking about my rehab process so you can all hear first hand how this works.

I also find it entertaining that I hear back about my blog from fbook and just people in general, for a class I'm taking in school I actually have to share this blog with my classmates and teachers........ but no worries the vibe is going to stay exactly the same.

"same old shi*, just a different day, out here tryin to get it, each an every way, times are gettin hard, guess what imma do? HUSTLE, hustle, hustle HARD"

So if you ever feel like you literally can handle it and you don't wanna hear bout how this is so good for you, cause literally I livin my life strong is a hell of a lot better for me then sittin with me leg propped up again, just zone out to music and get ur a$$ outta bed and back into ur life.

CT, Driving cross country, LUPE and 6 parties-1 night

Yooo so It's been way too long since I made a blog post and I have SOOO much info to relate right now!  Last Friday I took a red eye back to CT, got about 3 hrs of sleep the whole night.  Ct was AWESOME! so stoked to see my family again =)  I was only there Sat, Sun and Mon.  Sat we had Sushi for lunch and spent the day at the beach with dinner at my grandma GG's house.  Sunday We got the Uhaul and packed it all up with some help from the Mexican workers who are so much less lazy than americans it's incredible!  After packing that up we swam at the river a bit and had a LOBSTER feast for dinner!!!!  MOnday Jeanee got her braces off and I finished all the packing with my mom.

Tuesday at 5:30 BOOOOOM peace out CT ROAD TRIPPPP  We were driving out a uhaul towing my car, and my moms car.  We made it through CT, NY, NJ, PA, Ohio and into Indiana on Tuesday.  Wednesday we went through the rest of Indiana, Illinios, Iowa and into Nebraska.  On Thursday we went through Nebraska, which is way to LONG and Wyoming which is huge as well and into UTAH!!!!!!  Got back to PC at 6:30 took a shower then pieced out to LUPE.

Lupe was pretty damn sweet! SOOO many people hot and sweaty and dancing.  I went with Kirsten and Emily and her friend had a seizure!!!!!
After Lupe we got some Wendy's.  And first the guy made fun of Kirsten in the drive through window, then forgot her coke.......killin it
After we went to this ballin A$$ after party that got busted about 10 min after we go there- BUZZ KILL
Then we just headed back to Ben and Austin's for a bit and chilled there.

Friday I helped unload all our stuff into the new house.  Friday night We started out at Ben and Austins then went to a sick housewarming party that was chill until people decided to start fighting... then we pieced and headed to 13,13 then back tio Ben an Austins and home for the night.

Sat we got a whole buncha artsty decor furniture for mad cheap.  I went down to Saga again with Kirsten and skated.  I learned rock to fakey in their pipe which was mad fun.  Everyone was super wnice an encouraging but Kirsten ust laughed her a$$ off every time I fell an my board went flying.  After Saga we pregamed with Ben and Austin againnnn then headed off to a random party with a lot of random people that I did and didn't know.  Yesterday Ben decided Kirsten and I were now Dub Frontie girl/ saga girl and Jtitties.  Somehow that name seems to follow be everywhere I go, so he took to telling everyone last night that was my name, and somehow even though everyone has a terrible time remembering names everyone remembered that!  Then we saw Walter and he stoked on introducing me to all my friends as JT, wonderful.  Party got busted. Party on the porch of Mia and Ellie's house.  After that party we went to Jwentz and Kai's house which was a good time.  After that one got busted we went to some house Walter was stayin at.  After that we went to 13,13 Overall it was 6 parties in one night... BALLLERRR

Then I had to say so long to Kirsten whose going back to Breck, and wishes she was staying here now.  But she'll be back in 2 weeks haha but she was basically the only girl who is crazy enough to send it all day with me, and lives in PC so now I'll pretty much just have guys friends.  Oh yea also saw Gunnie season 3 times yesterday, 2 at saga then one at 13,13 sooo much 4bi9

ok that's about it for this crazy long blog post!!!

It needs to stop being 90 at 12 at night and start snowingggg
-Jamie

Dance Dance Revolution

Heyooooo

Checkin in again… I can never remember when I do the last post days just seem to blend together in one big slew of AWESOMENESS!!!

So last night was Thursday which means TWILIGHT SERIES! Last night was Ghostland Observatory/ Phantogram  The lights were CRaZy!!! They put some weird smoke into the air and then flashed lights and it was amazingly trippy and baller as fu*k.  Went down with Kirsten and Abbie.  Met up with the Peach, EMMMMS, Blake and some other chicks.  Danced so hard! So many sweating guys rubbing their sweat all over us…..delicious…NOT.  Afterwards we went to some random kids house and chilled a bit then I went back to PC with Kirsten, Tim and EMS.

PHOTO CRED-Emily Simpkins

Oh yea skiing yesterday I did something kinda cool by accident.  I was working on kangs to the left when I set one real loopy and back and ended up doing dub underflip to the right.  Other than that nothing too snazzy has been happening at the UOP.

Today I ramped in the morning then worked out with the AXIS trying to get RIPPED.  Then Kirsten very nicely picked me up cause I had no ride, and realized this morning I was supposed to be goin to the airport, and for that I reallllyyy needed a ride.  So anyways Kirsten picked me up with Tim and we went swimming at the Canyons pool.  I rode a turtle, it was so damn sexy.  Tim rode the turtle too and squirted water which was pretty humorous considering it’s a little kids toy and he’s 6”1.  Apparently putting the photo up would ruin his street cred, so I’ll just ruin mine cause I didn’t have any to start with!

After that I packed and changed in like 30 min then jumped in the car to head down to SLC, but realized I didn’t have MY WALLET!!!!! FU*K  so we had to go up to the ramps and I ran down in a little blue sun dress….awkward.  Then we went to SAGA and I skated their pipe a lil.  It’s nice and small which is good for me cause I’m just beginning to skate although I have been practicing by SKATING THROUGH THE AIRPORT.  I got some nice sogay stickers which I’m not sure what to do with but imma try and tag the airport and give them away to all the SAGA pro hoe little boys.

After our rendezvous in Saga we went to our first ever INN N OUT experience- SO AMAZING! I would recommend going and getting the INN N OUT hat as well, it’s straight sexy on everyone who wears it.  After that we dropped Timmy BOY off and headed to the airport.  I then skated through it after I threw out my tanning lotion at security =(  And am now writing this blog post and filling out my updated athlete profile for HEAD SKIS cause I LOVE HEAD!!!!! Don’t you?? All while listening to Nicki Manaj whose my bit*h and Rick Ross whose my motha fu*king nigga.

SO Piece out UTAH!!! I’m going home for 2 days, then driving cross-country in 3 days!!! Cause I gotta make it back for LUPE FIASCO cause if I’m not back who the fu*k is Kirsten gonna go send it with?

-Jamie

IS THIS BLOG A JOKE?

IS THIS BLOG A JOKE?

So the question has been raised on weather this blog telling the amazing stories of Kirsten Cooley and Jamie Crane-Mauzy is a joke.  Last year I had a blog, I talked all about my training and it was boring as fuc* I couldn’t even find it on the internet, so I’m sure no one else found it, and if they did find it they probably weren’t really that interested in reading it.  I mean I could write a blog that was like….

So I woke up this morning and ate a super healthy breakfast cause I’m a hard working dedicated athlete. and then I stretched. And then I went to the water ramps cause I have to train so hard every day to be the bestest I can possibly  be cause now freeskiing is an Olympic sport and we all need to go be the next Shaune White  and represent America (fuc* yea!) and get all serious and wear spandex.  I took 11 jumps in session 1 and 14 in session 2, and these are all the tricks I did….. blab blab la And then I worked out a bunch.  And then I come home and read a book and went to sleep at 6 so I would have enough quality sleep to be an athlete……

HAHAHAHHAAHAH NOT!!!!

Pretty much I do all those things, but who wants to hear that? NO instead Kirsten and I are going all out and relating our experiences in way that is……..SO BALLER

Think of it as a 50 cent trashy novel that you all get to enjoy FOR FREEE

 SO now that we have established the status of this blog I gotta get on with the interesting shi*

WHERE HAVE I BEEN THESE PAST DAY????? BALLIN OUT OF COURSE!

Friday was a great time, I think I blogged about some of the ridiculous quotes at 4 AM. Which I guess means it was Saturday not Friday.

On Saturday we went to ASHLEY BATTERSBY’s house which was obviously a great time because what event hosted by ASH B can be anything but stupendous?  We had a BBQ with some chill people and did some ATV.  I met this kid Trevor who when I went to introduce myself told me this was the fourth time we have met……akward. Kirsten drove her ATV off the path and I had to come rescue it.  Luckily she didn’t flip it cause Amet still owes ash mad dolla bills and since Kirsten pieced out on her job she for sure does not have those dolla bills.  It was also lucky I didn’t flip the ATV cause I have had some trouble flipping big kid toys in the past.

Sunday we lounged by the pool in the Canyons all day, and I read from my kindle while Kirsten called me a nerd.  Hung with baller peops that night was supposed to go to the movies…. But instead just didn’t get off the couch. 

Monday water ramped and did the most baller cork 7 of my life only to come out of the water sputtering with a broken ski =( (guess just after banging too hard or something) After training I went blading which was mad fun I learned this hand plant thing where you go up the side then kick into a handstand then push off and land back in the bowl switch.  One of the times I pushed off a little too hard and rolled over with my shirt covering my face and lookin like a fool.  After I was tired of blading Chris let me use his skate board a little and Kimmy taught me how to drop in the 3 footer.  (Kimmy Sharp is a ballin ass skateboarder in case anyone is wondering....she's mad pro!) Thanks to them i got inspired and got a thuggin board so now i need to actually learn shi*.....

Tuesday I floated Weber with a good crew of people.  Kirsten flipped in the first rapid, and my tube popped ( I’m telling right aid it popped in the pool) so we all ended up on Valley’s rescue tube and ventured down the river having a grand old time.

QUOTE SECTION (This quote section is dedicated to Ash B)

“I promise I’ll make some friends cause I wont be preoccupied this time.”-Kirsten

“No matter how much you chicken dance the last drops always end up in your pants.”-Ash B

“Are you day drinking a bunch?” “why?” “cause you got big ass gold cups in your photos” –Tim

“I get a headache when you do that to me.” –Ash  B

“I need a fuc*ing stick.” –Kirsten

“Sometimes I want to pop myself.” –Ash B

“Yes she just got engaged you know MC?”-Ash “MC HAMMER?” –Kerri

“well you danced with him for an hour and a half, I figured you’d learn his name” –Trevor

“Tell me how that tastes melting in your mouth” –Ash B

“ yeayyy we’re toasting our buns.”-Kirsten, “you can’t toast the buns on the plate”-trevor

“Hi I’m Jamie!” “I know we’ve met four times…U street, J street,  Jibberish, and then I saw you again last night.” - Trevor

p.s. i need a camera

-Jamie

quote life

Sooooooo
Friday.... good day water ramping got some new tricks which are baller and i'm gonna keep a secret.  We as in Kirsten and I went down to Salt lake, honestly pretty uneventful night, although I have noticed my friends are legitimately borderline retarded with the stuff that comes out of their mouths.  So I decided to make this blog post all about the ridiculous things said.

I will continue adding to this quote blog, so make sure to check back for new ones.

"What's Charles Darwin Famous for? DOLLA BILLLS BITCHES"
"You can't just fu*k the whole team"
"This kid says he's sponsored by all this sh*t, but he's not even on a single website, what a fu*king fake."
" Dude right up there when you were trying to edit out Sh*t you wrote the entire word with the symbol you fu*king tard."
" I really wish I could just like everyone you became friends with WOAHHHH that's really fu*king crazy that you can take a picture of the screen like that.. It doesn't make sense because it's an ADD comment."
"seriously though, I only like him cause he likes Harry Potter."
"Yea he was roomates with this kid I accidentally fu*ked last winter"
"Fu*k Bros.....Get Bills"
"they're just all fu*king pro hoes."
"there is at least one swear in every post, except for this one."
"Stop Liking every fuc*king thing, YOU're on MY facebook you retard."
"Yo listening to Tay-Swift was NOT a good idea, it just makes you cry and desperately need a boy friend."
"Dude do you actually think you can get her? You seriously wanna compete with...... NO? Then GET THE FU*K OFF!" "BOOOOOOM"
"You can just fu*k him when you come visit as well."
" Did I just give you a new quote?"
"can we actually post this?"


OK postin IT!!!!
Good night everybody...or Good morning?

MUG LIFE

So this is my first blog entry. Hi I'm Jamie and I’m addicted to skiiing.  

It's pretty sweet, I get to travel around skiing with friends and doing flips and spins on snow.  Right now it's August, and I'm living in Park City Utah, which is pretty much the most baller place in the world.  I live with Abbie Luman who is currently knitting on the couch, I know you all want to get at her, but unfortunately as of right now she seems to have a Boy Friend...  Right now we pretty much water ramp all day and bounce around of trampolines, then send it hard into crazy adventures. 

 Kirsten Cooley is my send it partner.  We basically send it hard all day every day.  Our adventures out here have been plenty and very interesting.  I will blog all of them in the future so you can read about our highly entertaining lives.  Last Friday we partied down in Sl,UT we saw our coach who doesn’t really count as our coach cause we are in college (although we don't really go to school very much) and not really in the program, but we are training with axis all summer to learn new tricks.  Saturday was the Jiberish party at Sidecar Bar which was way baller!  Networking it so hard all night!

Hathbanger was playing with the Robotic Pirate Monkeys, if you don’t know who they are either look them up, or you shouldn’t be reading this blog.  Kirsten and I danced all night,

 (her with a specific boy whom I wont name, pretty much I wont name any of our escapade partners cause that's just not cool or necessary. As we go along with this blog series you get points if you guess who they are correctly though! ) 

Dancing is by far the most fun workout ever! My thighs were killing me after though, and walking up all those steps at the water ramps…… Oh and an interesting experience that happened that night.  I met this kid Tosh, and he knew my entire life story, thank you shuffltits.  Also, apparently we were sending it pretty hard, and our appearance created quite the stir considering multiple people have come up to us over the past few days telling us how we were the most baller people at the party.

To commemorate our experiences, on Monday we decided to create giant mugs.  We bought huge beer mugs at World Market.  Then spray painted them gold.  After that we bedazzled them with so much iced out bling it is ridiculous. Gettin ready to send it SO HARD!

Oh yea and speaking of skiing, yesterday Kirsten over rotated a dub front and got a concussion, but she's pretty much baller cause she's got multiple dubs on snow...... BOOOOOOM

Oh and I got dub flats yesterday HOLLA, and one kang flip, but it was not so steezy and I was done dubbing for the day, so I just did fives with gangsta grabs the rest of the day cause that is by far the most fun you can have skiing, even though we're water ramping which in my opinion is way harder and never looks as cool, but it's summer and our job is to slide down plastic with skis on and jump into a pool, so it's pretty much all good.

Well, now it’s about time to go up to the water ramps so imma sign off for now.  I hope you all enjoyed reading the first of our many ridiculous blog posts.  GET STOKED cause this is gonna be the coolest ( like Cooley)  blog you ever read.

p.s. if you actually read and comment on this blog, and then find me at a party, I will totally buy you a drink.

 -Jamie