CT, Driving cross country, LUPE and 6 parties-1 night

Yooo so It's been way too long since I made a blog post and I have SOOO much info to relate right now!  Last Friday I took a red eye back to CT, got about 3 hrs of sleep the whole night.  Ct was AWESOME! so stoked to see my family again =)  I was only there Sat, Sun and Mon.  Sat we had Sushi for lunch and spent the day at the beach with dinner at my grandma GG's house.  Sunday We got the Uhaul and packed it all up with some help from the Mexican workers who are so much less lazy than americans it's incredible!  After packing that up we swam at the river a bit and had a LOBSTER feast for dinner!!!!  MOnday Jeanee got her braces off and I finished all the packing with my mom.

Tuesday at 5:30 BOOOOOM peace out CT ROAD TRIPPPP  We were driving out a uhaul towing my car, and my moms car.  We made it through CT, NY, NJ, PA, Ohio and into Indiana on Tuesday.  Wednesday we went through the rest of Indiana, Illinios, Iowa and into Nebraska.  On Thursday we went through Nebraska, which is way to LONG and Wyoming which is huge as well and into UTAH!!!!!!  Got back to PC at 6:30 took a shower then pieced out to LUPE.

Lupe was pretty damn sweet! SOOO many people hot and sweaty and dancing.  I went with Kirsten and Emily and her friend had a seizure!!!!!
After Lupe we got some Wendy's.  And first the guy made fun of Kirsten in the drive through window, then forgot her coke.......killin it
After we went to this ballin A$$ after party that got busted about 10 min after we go there- BUZZ KILL
Then we just headed back to Ben and Austin's for a bit and chilled there.

Friday I helped unload all our stuff into the new house.  Friday night We started out at Ben and Austins then went to a sick housewarming party that was chill until people decided to start fighting... then we pieced and headed to 13,13 then back tio Ben an Austins and home for the night.

Sat we got a whole buncha artsty decor furniture for mad cheap.  I went down to Saga again with Kirsten and skated.  I learned rock to fakey in their pipe which was mad fun.  Everyone was super wnice an encouraging but Kirsten ust laughed her a$$ off every time I fell an my board went flying.  After Saga we pregamed with Ben and Austin againnnn then headed off to a random party with a lot of random people that I did and didn't know.  Yesterday Ben decided Kirsten and I were now Dub Frontie girl/ saga girl and Jtitties.  Somehow that name seems to follow be everywhere I go, so he took to telling everyone last night that was my name, and somehow even though everyone has a terrible time remembering names everyone remembered that!  Then we saw Walter and he stoked on introducing me to all my friends as JT, wonderful.  Party got busted. Party on the porch of Mia and Ellie's house.  After that party we went to Jwentz and Kai's house which was a good time.  After that one got busted we went to some house Walter was stayin at.  After that we went to 13,13 Overall it was 6 parties in one night... BALLLERRR

Then I had to say so long to Kirsten whose going back to Breck, and wishes she was staying here now.  But she'll be back in 2 weeks haha but she was basically the only girl who is crazy enough to send it all day with me, and lives in PC so now I'll pretty much just have guys friends.  Oh yea also saw Gunnie season 3 times yesterday, 2 at saga then one at 13,13 sooo much 4bi9

ok that's about it for this crazy long blog post!!!

It needs to stop being 90 at 12 at night and start snowingggg
-Jamie

Dance Dance Revolution

Heyooooo

Checkin in again… I can never remember when I do the last post days just seem to blend together in one big slew of AWESOMENESS!!!

So last night was Thursday which means TWILIGHT SERIES! Last night was Ghostland Observatory/ Phantogram  The lights were CRaZy!!! They put some weird smoke into the air and then flashed lights and it was amazingly trippy and baller as fu*k.  Went down with Kirsten and Abbie.  Met up with the Peach, EMMMMS, Blake and some other chicks.  Danced so hard! So many sweating guys rubbing their sweat all over us…..delicious…NOT.  Afterwards we went to some random kids house and chilled a bit then I went back to PC with Kirsten, Tim and EMS.

PHOTO CRED-Emily Simpkins

Oh yea skiing yesterday I did something kinda cool by accident.  I was working on kangs to the left when I set one real loopy and back and ended up doing dub underflip to the right.  Other than that nothing too snazzy has been happening at the UOP.

Today I ramped in the morning then worked out with the AXIS trying to get RIPPED.  Then Kirsten very nicely picked me up cause I had no ride, and realized this morning I was supposed to be goin to the airport, and for that I reallllyyy needed a ride.  So anyways Kirsten picked me up with Tim and we went swimming at the Canyons pool.  I rode a turtle, it was so damn sexy.  Tim rode the turtle too and squirted water which was pretty humorous considering it’s a little kids toy and he’s 6”1.  Apparently putting the photo up would ruin his street cred, so I’ll just ruin mine cause I didn’t have any to start with!

After that I packed and changed in like 30 min then jumped in the car to head down to SLC, but realized I didn’t have MY WALLET!!!!! FU*K  so we had to go up to the ramps and I ran down in a little blue sun dress….awkward.  Then we went to SAGA and I skated their pipe a lil.  It’s nice and small which is good for me cause I’m just beginning to skate although I have been practicing by SKATING THROUGH THE AIRPORT.  I got some nice sogay stickers which I’m not sure what to do with but imma try and tag the airport and give them away to all the SAGA pro hoe little boys.

After our rendezvous in Saga we went to our first ever INN N OUT experience- SO AMAZING! I would recommend going and getting the INN N OUT hat as well, it’s straight sexy on everyone who wears it.  After that we dropped Timmy BOY off and headed to the airport.  I then skated through it after I threw out my tanning lotion at security =(  And am now writing this blog post and filling out my updated athlete profile for HEAD SKIS cause I LOVE HEAD!!!!! Don’t you?? All while listening to Nicki Manaj whose my bit*h and Rick Ross whose my motha fu*king nigga.

SO Piece out UTAH!!! I’m going home for 2 days, then driving cross-country in 3 days!!! Cause I gotta make it back for LUPE FIASCO cause if I’m not back who the fu*k is Kirsten gonna go send it with?

-Jamie

IS THIS BLOG A JOKE?

IS THIS BLOG A JOKE?

So the question has been raised on weather this blog telling the amazing stories of Kirsten Cooley and Jamie Crane-Mauzy is a joke.  Last year I had a blog, I talked all about my training and it was boring as fuc* I couldn’t even find it on the internet, so I’m sure no one else found it, and if they did find it they probably weren’t really that interested in reading it.  I mean I could write a blog that was like….

So I woke up this morning and ate a super healthy breakfast cause I’m a hard working dedicated athlete. and then I stretched. And then I went to the water ramps cause I have to train so hard every day to be the bestest I can possibly  be cause now freeskiing is an Olympic sport and we all need to go be the next Shaune White  and represent America (fuc* yea!) and get all serious and wear spandex.  I took 11 jumps in session 1 and 14 in session 2, and these are all the tricks I did….. blab blab la And then I worked out a bunch.  And then I come home and read a book and went to sleep at 6 so I would have enough quality sleep to be an athlete……

HAHAHAHHAAHAH NOT!!!!

Pretty much I do all those things, but who wants to hear that? NO instead Kirsten and I are going all out and relating our experiences in way that is……..SO BALLER

Think of it as a 50 cent trashy novel that you all get to enjoy FOR FREEE

 SO now that we have established the status of this blog I gotta get on with the interesting shi*

WHERE HAVE I BEEN THESE PAST DAY????? BALLIN OUT OF COURSE!

Friday was a great time, I think I blogged about some of the ridiculous quotes at 4 AM. Which I guess means it was Saturday not Friday.

On Saturday we went to ASHLEY BATTERSBY’s house which was obviously a great time because what event hosted by ASH B can be anything but stupendous?  We had a BBQ with some chill people and did some ATV.  I met this kid Trevor who when I went to introduce myself told me this was the fourth time we have met……akward. Kirsten drove her ATV off the path and I had to come rescue it.  Luckily she didn’t flip it cause Amet still owes ash mad dolla bills and since Kirsten pieced out on her job she for sure does not have those dolla bills.  It was also lucky I didn’t flip the ATV cause I have had some trouble flipping big kid toys in the past.

Sunday we lounged by the pool in the Canyons all day, and I read from my kindle while Kirsten called me a nerd.  Hung with baller peops that night was supposed to go to the movies…. But instead just didn’t get off the couch. 

Monday water ramped and did the most baller cork 7 of my life only to come out of the water sputtering with a broken ski =( (guess just after banging too hard or something) After training I went blading which was mad fun I learned this hand plant thing where you go up the side then kick into a handstand then push off and land back in the bowl switch.  One of the times I pushed off a little too hard and rolled over with my shirt covering my face and lookin like a fool.  After I was tired of blading Chris let me use his skate board a little and Kimmy taught me how to drop in the 3 footer.  (Kimmy Sharp is a ballin ass skateboarder in case anyone is wondering....she's mad pro!) Thanks to them i got inspired and got a thuggin board so now i need to actually learn shi*.....

Tuesday I floated Weber with a good crew of people.  Kirsten flipped in the first rapid, and my tube popped ( I’m telling right aid it popped in the pool) so we all ended up on Valley’s rescue tube and ventured down the river having a grand old time.

QUOTE SECTION (This quote section is dedicated to Ash B)

“I promise I’ll make some friends cause I wont be preoccupied this time.”-Kirsten

“No matter how much you chicken dance the last drops always end up in your pants.”-Ash B

“Are you day drinking a bunch?” “why?” “cause you got big ass gold cups in your photos” –Tim

“I get a headache when you do that to me.” –Ash  B

“I need a fuc*ing stick.” –Kirsten

“Sometimes I want to pop myself.” –Ash B

“Yes she just got engaged you know MC?”-Ash “MC HAMMER?” –Kerri

“well you danced with him for an hour and a half, I figured you’d learn his name” –Trevor

“Tell me how that tastes melting in your mouth” –Ash B

“ yeayyy we’re toasting our buns.”-Kirsten, “you can’t toast the buns on the plate”-trevor

“Hi I’m Jamie!” “I know we’ve met four times…U street, J street,  Jibberish, and then I saw you again last night.” - Trevor

p.s. i need a camera

-Jamie

quote life

Sooooooo
Friday.... good day water ramping got some new tricks which are baller and i'm gonna keep a secret.  We as in Kirsten and I went down to Salt lake, honestly pretty uneventful night, although I have noticed my friends are legitimately borderline retarded with the stuff that comes out of their mouths.  So I decided to make this blog post all about the ridiculous things said.

I will continue adding to this quote blog, so make sure to check back for new ones.

"What's Charles Darwin Famous for? DOLLA BILLLS BITCHES"
"You can't just fu*k the whole team"
"This kid says he's sponsored by all this sh*t, but he's not even on a single website, what a fu*king fake."
" Dude right up there when you were trying to edit out Sh*t you wrote the entire word with the symbol you fu*king tard."
" I really wish I could just like everyone you became friends with WOAHHHH that's really fu*king crazy that you can take a picture of the screen like that.. It doesn't make sense because it's an ADD comment."
"seriously though, I only like him cause he likes Harry Potter."
"Yea he was roomates with this kid I accidentally fu*ked last winter"
"Fu*k Bros.....Get Bills"
"they're just all fu*king pro hoes."
"there is at least one swear in every post, except for this one."
"Stop Liking every fuc*king thing, YOU're on MY facebook you retard."
"Yo listening to Tay-Swift was NOT a good idea, it just makes you cry and desperately need a boy friend."
"Dude do you actually think you can get her? You seriously wanna compete with...... NO? Then GET THE FU*K OFF!" "BOOOOOOM"
"You can just fu*k him when you come visit as well."
" Did I just give you a new quote?"
"can we actually post this?"


OK postin IT!!!!
Good night everybody...or Good morning?

MUG LIFE

So this is my first blog entry. Hi I'm Jamie and I’m addicted to skiiing.  

It's pretty sweet, I get to travel around skiing with friends and doing flips and spins on snow.  Right now it's August, and I'm living in Park City Utah, which is pretty much the most baller place in the world.  I live with Abbie Luman who is currently knitting on the couch, I know you all want to get at her, but unfortunately as of right now she seems to have a Boy Friend...  Right now we pretty much water ramp all day and bounce around of trampolines, then send it hard into crazy adventures. 

 Kirsten Cooley is my send it partner.  We basically send it hard all day every day.  Our adventures out here have been plenty and very interesting.  I will blog all of them in the future so you can read about our highly entertaining lives.  Last Friday we partied down in Sl,UT we saw our coach who doesn’t really count as our coach cause we are in college (although we don't really go to school very much) and not really in the program, but we are training with axis all summer to learn new tricks.  Saturday was the Jiberish party at Sidecar Bar which was way baller!  Networking it so hard all night!

Hathbanger was playing with the Robotic Pirate Monkeys, if you don’t know who they are either look them up, or you shouldn’t be reading this blog.  Kirsten and I danced all night,

 (her with a specific boy whom I wont name, pretty much I wont name any of our escapade partners cause that's just not cool or necessary. As we go along with this blog series you get points if you guess who they are correctly though! ) 

Dancing is by far the most fun workout ever! My thighs were killing me after though, and walking up all those steps at the water ramps…… Oh and an interesting experience that happened that night.  I met this kid Tosh, and he knew my entire life story, thank you shuffltits.  Also, apparently we were sending it pretty hard, and our appearance created quite the stir considering multiple people have come up to us over the past few days telling us how we were the most baller people at the party.

To commemorate our experiences, on Monday we decided to create giant mugs.  We bought huge beer mugs at World Market.  Then spray painted them gold.  After that we bedazzled them with so much iced out bling it is ridiculous. Gettin ready to send it SO HARD!

Oh yea and speaking of skiing, yesterday Kirsten over rotated a dub front and got a concussion, but she's pretty much baller cause she's got multiple dubs on snow...... BOOOOOOM

Oh and I got dub flats yesterday HOLLA, and one kang flip, but it was not so steezy and I was done dubbing for the day, so I just did fives with gangsta grabs the rest of the day cause that is by far the most fun you can have skiing, even though we're water ramping which in my opinion is way harder and never looks as cool, but it's summer and our job is to slide down plastic with skis on and jump into a pool, so it's pretty much all good.

Well, now it’s about time to go up to the water ramps so imma sign off for now.  I hope you all enjoyed reading the first of our many ridiculous blog posts.  GET STOKED cause this is gonna be the coolest ( like Cooley)  blog you ever read.

p.s. if you actually read and comment on this blog, and then find me at a party, I will totally buy you a drink.

 -Jamie